i always keep this image on hand in case i find myself losing an argument online
Fuck shipping, what’s your favourite ENEMY dynamic?
grown adult + kid they have beef with
Cares way too much about the rivalry + doesn’t care at all
Only enemies during work hours (think doof and perry)
Broke up and made it everyone else’s problem
Friendly rivalry to mortal enemies
God with a capital G + just some guy
Other (add in tags)
Sorry, I saw “doof and perry” and everything else immediately went blurry
twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don’t understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
Irithyll of the Boreal Valley:
it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!
“The Brothers Grimm were important contributors to popular cultural European literature” and “The Brothers Grimm were violently antisemitic and misogynistic” are two facts that can and should coexist with each other.
I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo
but its really sad that we’re losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I’m going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i’ve made because of this and it sucks
If i’ve learned anything from vine and twitter its that when humans are confined by limitations they accept them and somehow still make it funny and/or informative


































